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Uses the FPS ruining scam DRM Denuvo. Standard purchase has been artificially delayed.
⚠️WARNING⚠️Uses the FPS ruining scam DRM Denuvo. AI Generated Content! Catastrophically bad Ubisoft Launcher = MANDATORY. Much like the sequels, DLC is being spammed 24/7. Crippling server issues.
EXTREMELY repetitive 'run around small empty town' simulator. Currently lacks content, end-game and an ending. Drug mixing is nonsensical at best. Very buggy. Lacks basic options. Progression = Linear
Complete and utter mobile game slop. The little depth it has to offer is completely butchered by locking every single building behind account progression. Economy boils down to 'upgrade that thing'.
Uses the FPS ruining scam DRM Denuvo. Release artificially delayed. Somehow MAJORLY screws up stealth using the Sniper Elite engine. Every single aspect of the game is a half-baked, utter mess. Avoid.
⚠️WARNING⚠️DEI injected. Gender been removed and replaced with presets. Dogturd UI. Lacks basic anti-cheat & anti-tampering features. An already unstable game being pushed to consoles with EOS n more.
⚠️WARNING⚠️Sweet Baby Inc levels of politics injected. Censorshipped to high heaven and back while also not being accurate or true to the original in the slightest, making it a downgrade in every way.
Just like the prequel, this got shoved out into EA WAAY before being ready. Has absolutely zero content. Plagued with critical issues around every corner and some absolutely horrible performance.
⚠️WARNING⚠️Sweet Baby Inc levels of politics injected. Possible body types, non-binary n more. AI generated content. Devs are anti-piracy nutjobs. Currently has zero content. Extremely unstable.
Uses the FPS ruining scam DRM Denuvo, runs like a turd with stuttering issues as a result. Release artificially delayed. Combat is a slow n clunky, parrying simulator. Cut n Resold Content b4 release.
⚠️WARNING⚠️Sweet Baby Inc levels of politics injected. Dogturd writing, dogturd characters and dogturd story as a result. Completely broken port with dogturd mouse controls, non-stop crashing and more
