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Not actually a video game but instead a glorified interactive movie. Despite having cell shaded graphics out of low-quality comic strips, it manages to run horribly. "Your choices matter" is a big lie
Not actually a video game but instead a glorified interactive movie. Despite having cell shaded graphics out of low-quality comic strips, it manages to run horribly. "Your choices matter" is a big lie
Not actually a video game but instead a glorified interactive movie. Despite having cell shaded graphics out of low-quality comic strips, it manages to run horribly. "Your choices matter" is a big lie
Developers swapped a F2P in-game currency to a IRL cash one after release. Community is a toxic cesspit that exploits bans backed by corrupt moderators. Player base has dropped to no one's surprise.
Why would anyone ever willingly want to buy this game in their lifetime after knowing what happened with Watch Dogs 1? Isn't the business practices of Ubisoft in general and Uplay enough "NO" warning?
Remember all that fun you had running around on the open surface of mars, smashing the shìt out of large buildings and bridges, watching them collapse in awe? Yeah, no more. Enjoy your caves, punk.
The only other thing that would come close to being a numerical equal to the sheer amount of customization this game offers are the amounts of RNG f*ck you and crashes it spoon-feeds you relentlessly.
SPYWARE! Broken diplomacy, incapable AI, horrible performance, critical bugs gone unfixed since release including multiplayer desync issues, downgraded cartoon graphics, 200€+ in DLC spam, 2K launcher
The best vehicle building game ever made but at the same time, it has a lot of downsides, such as a terrible UI, being absurdly complex (arguably good), unstable MP and some questionable mechanics.
⚠WARNING⚠ TENCENT OWNED! Despite having a 40€ base price, most functions & content is locked behind 150€+ in DLC.. Including things that can make you perform better, making the game P2W. Very buggy ai
Psuedo 2.5D single-player RPG (with day-1-DLC for 30€) being vomited out by Ubisoft for 60€ that comes with anti-consumer DRM, Denuvo + Uplay + Steam. Avoid this shìt if you value money whatsoever.
Let's develop a game that's all about puzzl-.. BOOBIES!! AND BUTT!!!! is the pitch meeting for this game. Awful gameplay, awful back-tracking map design, awful design through-and-through. Avoid.