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Why would anyone ever willingly want to buy this game in their lifetime after knowing what happened with Watch Dogs 1? Isn't the business practices of Ubisoft in general and Uplay enough "NO" warning?
Remember all that fun you had running around on the open surface of mars, smashing the shìt out of large buildings and bridges, watching them collapse in awe? Yeah, no more. Enjoy your caves, punk.
The only other thing that would come close to being a numerical equal to the sheer amount of customization this game offers are the amounts of RNG f*ck you and crashes it spoon-feeds you relentlessly.
SPYWARE! Broken diplomacy, incapable AI, horrible performance, critical bugs gone unfixed since release including multiplayer desync issues, downgraded cartoon graphics, 200€+ in DLC spam, 2K launcher
The best vehicle building game ever made but at the same time, it has a lot of downsides, such as a terrible UI, being absurdly complex (arguably good), unstable MP and some questionable mechanics.
⚠WARNING⚠ TENCENT OWNED! Despite having a 40€ base price, most functions & content is locked behind 150€+ in DLC.. Including things that can make you perform better, making the game P2W. Very buggy ai
Psuedo 2.5D single-player RPG (with day-1-DLC for 30€) being vomited out by Ubisoft for 60€ that comes with anti-consumer DRM, Denuvo + Uplay + Steam. Avoid this shìt if you value money whatsoever.
Let's develop a game that's all about puzzl-.. BOOBIES!! AND BUTT!!!! is the pitch meeting for this game. Awful gameplay, awful back-tracking map design, awful design through-and-through. Avoid.
A narratively driven game series empowered by a rather buggy experimental physics engine that would meet an abrupt end because Valve realized you get more money from selling other people's games.
⚠️WARNING⚠️A depressing Pay-2-Win turd where a 20€ subscription + skill injectors are mandatory if you want to compete. Ruined by the most toxic backstabbing community on earth and incompetent devs.
Unoptimized game running on a single core, causing higher difficulties (more enemies) to FPS death you. Devs too moronic and delusional to actually fix this and instead blame modders. AI is braindead.
