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Colossal flop and insult to the prequel that still has the distinct stench of 'Alpha' and 'Proof of concept' looming all over it. Devs thought it'd be funny to release it with co-op and then remove it
Mismanaged disaster made by a Russian company that spends more time censorshipping their forums and removing content en-masse instead of balancing because they're too incompetent. Broken cross-tier MM
Did you know that this "game" is actually an interactive movie? Did you also know that by actively supporting these kinds of "games" you're enabling the casualization of all games everywhere on earth?
⚠️WARNING⚠️SWEET BABY INC! Kim Belair credited as a community developer. Falsely advertised. Physics & driving & police systems are a joke and it runs like a turd despite extensive visual downgrading.
Not actually a video game but instead a glorified interactive movie. Despite having cell shaded graphics out of low-quality comic strips, it manages to run horribly. "Your choices matter" is a big lie
Not actually a video game but instead a glorified interactive movie. Despite having cell shaded graphics out of low-quality comic strips, it manages to run horribly. "Your choices matter" is a big lie
Not actually a video game but instead a glorified interactive movie. Despite having cell shaded graphics out of low-quality comic strips, it manages to run horribly. "Your choices matter" is a big lie
Developers swapped a F2P in-game currency to a IRL cash one after release. Community is a toxic cesspit that exploits bans backed by corrupt moderators. Player base has dropped to no one's surprise.
Why would anyone ever willingly want to buy this game in their lifetime after knowing what happened with Watch Dogs 1? Isn't the business practices of Ubisoft in general and Uplay enough "NO" warning?
Remember all that fun you had running around on the open surface of mars, smashing the shìt out of large buildings and bridges, watching them collapse in awe? Yeah, no more. Enjoy your caves, punk.
The only other thing that would come close to being a numerical equal to the sheer amount of customization this game offers are the amounts of RNG f*ck you and crashes it spoon-feeds you relentlessly.
SPYWARE! Broken diplomacy, incapable AI, horrible performance, critical bugs gone unfixed since release including multiplayer desync issues, downgraded cartoon graphics, 200€+ in DLC spam, 2K launcher