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HYENAS unceremoniously cancelled
7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:23am - Coe✔️[Quality Control]
SEGA's "most expensive title ever" shooter that had a zero-gravity gimmick (Lawbreakers ripoff) and tons of aggressive anti-capitalism sentiments & politics in it just got scrapped and pulled off steam:
https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/cancelled-hyenas-was-segas-biggest-budget-game-ever-its-claimed/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1989910/HYENAS/
Their reasoning for this decision? "It was too ambitious."
It took them 6+ years to make a generic shooter with some no-gravity segments (Lawbreakers) and expanding foam weaponry from Prey 2017.
Good riddance.
https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/cancelled-hyenas-was-segas-biggest-budget-game-ever-its-claimed/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1989910/HYENAS/
Their reasoning for this decision? "It was too ambitious."
It took them 6+ years to make a generic shooter with some no-gravity segments (Lawbreakers) and expanding foam weaponry from Prey 2017.
Good riddance.
Unity Engine: Devs will pay us 0.20$ each install
13 Sep, 2023 @ 9:52am - Coe✔️[Quality Control]
Despite me not thinking this year could get worse for gaming, Unity unveiled their new monetization strategy that will come into effect January 1st whereas every single game installation after a certain point will now be "taxed":
https://www.theguardian.com/games/2023/sep/12/unity-engine-fees-backlash-response
The justification? "We want more money so that we can continue to invest in the engine", said with a straight face as said engine has not received a single update in over 8 months.
Of course, they also threw around marketing buzzwords to try and help things along such as "player engagement" and "balance the value exchange".
TL;DR: This means that there will be new draconic measures put in place to try and track every single itty bitty "game copy" while also causing major conflicts with other existing payment methods.
On the plus side if this balls-to-the-walls stupid thing is actually implemented, gamers will have new tools at their disposal to make their discontent against corporate retardation be known:
https://i.imgur.com/i4vWuIB.png
https://www.theguardian.com/games/2023/sep/12/unity-engine-fees-backlash-response
The justification? "We want more money so that we can continue to invest in the engine", said with a straight face as said engine has not received a single update in over 8 months.
Of course, they also threw around marketing buzzwords to try and help things along such as "player engagement" and "balance the value exchange".
TL;DR: This means that there will be new draconic measures put in place to try and track every single itty bitty "game copy" while also causing major conflicts with other existing payment methods.
On the plus side if this balls-to-the-walls stupid thing is actually implemented, gamers will have new tools at their disposal to make their discontent against corporate retardation be known:
https://i.imgur.com/i4vWuIB.png
Rockstar Caught Reselling Cracked Games
12 Sep, 2023 @ 3:25pm - Coe✔️[Quality Control]
The very same company that has had a holy crusade against piracy and even modding have been exposed taking free cracked game files created by piracy groups and releasing them as paid goods on Steam:
https://i.imgur.com/G3gB1Yi.png
https://in.ign.com/midnight-club-ii/193566/news/rockstar-games-is-apparently-selling-cracked-versions-of-its-own-games-on-steam
Severe irony aside, the cracker in question received no word, royalties or rightful compensation for having their hard work stolen and resold.. Meaning, Rockstar are also thieves on top of everything else.
Naturally, Valve has done ♥♥♥♥-all in response to this.
https://i.imgur.com/G3gB1Yi.png
https://in.ign.com/midnight-club-ii/193566/news/rockstar-games-is-apparently-selling-cracked-versions-of-its-own-games-on-steam
Severe irony aside, the cracker in question received no word, royalties or rightful compensation for having their hard work stolen and resold.. Meaning, Rockstar are also thieves on top of everything else.
Naturally, Valve has done ♥♥♥♥-all in response to this.
Payday 3 Review Out
10 Sep, 2023 @ 12:06pm - Coe✔️[Quality Control]
Going with the theme of most other games made this decade, it's about to be released years too early.
https://steamcommunity.com/id/Coeco/recommended/2478210
https://steamcommunity.com/id/Coeco/recommended/2478210
Baldur's Gate 3 Review Updated
7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:07pm - Coe✔️[Quality Control]
The Early Access version of the game people have been playing in order to test the game was YEARS out of date so when they released the actual up-to-date version, it came as no surprise to me it's an untested ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
https://steamcommunity.com/id/Coeco/recommended/1086940
Here's a challenge: Try playing as 4 fighters and lose.
https://steamcommunity.com/id/Coeco/recommended/1086940
Here's a challenge: Try playing as 4 fighters and lose.
Street Fighter 6 Has Denuvo
2 Jun, 2023 @ 3:28am - Coe✔️[Quality Control]
V Rising Review Updated
23 May, 2023 @ 8:26am - Coe✔️[Quality Control]
To be in line with the latest Gloomrot release.
https://steamcommunity.com/id/Coeco/recommended/1604030/
They have introduced even more memory leaks while there's scarcely not a single bit of optimization that has been done anywhere, so be very careful with your system temperatures if you're going to play this game right now.
https://steamcommunity.com/id/Coeco/recommended/1604030/
They have introduced even more memory leaks while there's scarcely not a single bit of optimization that has been done anywhere, so be very careful with your system temperatures if you're going to play this game right now.
Star Wars: Jedi Survivor WARNING!
26 Apr, 2023 @ 4:08pm - Coe✔️[Quality Control]
As predicted in the curation, the game runs like absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at even the strongest of hardware configurations with reports of 30-40 fps on 4090's. It also has Denuvo, tons of bugs, stuttering and audio issues but who is not expecting that these days:
https://www.gamesradar.com/ea-promises-weeks-of-star-wars-jedi-survivor-bug-and-performance-fixes-in-what-sounds-like-a-warning/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaOR9wFsSg8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca2zSn1nHQI
TL;DR: Looking to be another Cyberpunk release.
https://www.gamesradar.com/ea-promises-weeks-of-star-wars-jedi-survivor-bug-and-performance-fixes-in-what-sounds-like-a-warning/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaOR9wFsSg8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca2zSn1nHQI
TL;DR: Looking to be another Cyberpunk release.
EverythingValve & Denuvo Articles Moved
15 Apr, 2023 @ 5:16am - Coe✔️[Quality Control]
Wordpress has been ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the bed with several "reworks" rendering the site now unusable.
Denuvo one can be found here.[denuvotruth.blogspot.com]
Valve one can be found here.[valvetruth.blogspot.com]
They have both been updated.
Denuvo one can be found here.[denuvotruth.blogspot.com]
Valve one can be found here.[valvetruth.blogspot.com]
They have both been updated.
Planetside 2 Review Out
2 Apr, 2023 @ 11:47am - Coe✔️[Quality Control]
Or more accurately updated:
https://steamcommunity.com/id/Coeco/recommended/218230
Very disappointing to see basically the last available MMO shooter be mismanaged to death like this.
https://steamcommunity.com/id/Coeco/recommended/218230
Very disappointing to see basically the last available MMO shooter be mismanaged to death like this.